New Age Is A Syncretic Heresy For Faggots And Dumb Sluts

You didn't like Christianity because you lust for cocks
You're under the illusion that women may have rights
So you rejected Islam, not once, but even twice
You thought that cum looks nicer on foreskins when uncut
You say no to Judaism, you fucking dirty slut
Atheism, so down-to-earth, so out and so nerdy
You came up with your own bitch-cult just to seem more edgy

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Reiki, crystals, astrology, reincarnation
All you fucking whores and fags have no motivation
New Age is Cosmo's cult and that's totally gay
You are the reason that I lol so loudly every day

Fucking middle-class bitch in need of one more cock
You waste your beta husband's cash on yoga and what not
Fucked by the yoga tutor and all the New Age gym
You care only for semen, to drink every last bit

You're visiting African shamans to ask for information
You only want a big, black cock to cause you a deformation

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As if a new religion is going to make things right
Now, whore, shut your fucking trap
At least the rest here try
The problem really isn't that there are many gods
The problem really isn't religions are corrupt
The problem is inside your skin, you want 20 orgasms
Go fuck yourself with a horse and have a million spasms

I crushed a New Age crystal shop and shot the fucking owner
I raped an astrologist with my hardest boner
I have decided to go on till none of you exist
Not with a virginal hymen, my ladies, I insist

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My chainsaw opens the path towards a newer world
A world without idiots, where nothing can go wrong

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