If You Don't Like Gay Porn, You're Homophobic

Watch a dude sucking a dude's dick
Feathers all over him
So fabulous
So fucking fabulous

The cock is spinning round, round, round
As a bigger one is fucking the anus below

So fucking fabulous
Scream it
Freedom

This Should Have Been Named "Taken...BACK" (I Hate Americans)

Your wife broke up with you to suck some old, gray dick
Everyone at the gay club knows you've got a small stick
Your daughter is a hot slut, you can't be the real father
I'll go fuck her anywhoo, one way or another

(Bridge)
Taken
Taken back (x2)
I hate Americans

A pony for her birthday? She just wanted its cock
That girl is fucking 17, but acting like she's not
Let little Kimmy blow me, I'll do her like a beast
I'll rape her pussy and show her a sample of my fist


You're hiding from everyone that you worked with the Nazis
But you were such a soft pussy, betraying all the fascists
You beat up only immigrants and French people who work
That is so fucking egoist and all for your young whore

(Bridge)
(Chorus:)
We gotta take the whore back (x2)
You're taking back your daughter, I'm claiming back this whore
I want her in my room right now, to fuck her from her eyes somehow
We gotta take the whore back (x2)
Ugh!

I banged that girl Amanda, before O.D. and after
I ripped apart your kid's hymen, now, that produced some laughter
I hoped that she'd get raped by that fat, old Pope-guy
Because she is a spoiled fuck and I want her to die
But, no, you're Mr. Nice-Guy, just like in World War Two
You had to let her stay "pure" and never fuck a dude

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(Bridge)

I have a job for your kid, it's us filming a movie
I called it "Crazy Slutty Teen Sucking A Real Monster"
No, it's not hentai, man - it's my cock, 'The Mobster'
I fucked your ex, your daughter, her blondie friend the whore
I came inside their pussies, something which I adore

(Chorus)
(Bridge)

Animu

Autistic Japan manchild fag who still has Oedipus complex
His father's disappoint that his son's such a fail
He told his wife to throw him when they learned he's an aspie
His mama said "We'll love him still, he'll draw cartoons, that's classy."

Kill those who're drawing manga-like shit, fucking nuke 'em! I hate the Japanese for their animu and mango, man...

At school he was the dirty tard that stank a mile away
Vomit on the chest
Shit in the underwear
Aspie Jap (x2)
Piss inside his pants
Sperm inside his socks
Aspie Jap (x2)
His only friends: his drawings
His only sex: hentai
His wife is a fucking doll that just strives to cry

(Chorus:)
Animu fan (x2)
Fucking no-life piece of shit
Disgrace for all us humans
Animu fan (x2)
Drawing cartoons for fat people
Disgrace for all us humans

Oh, I liked it so much when this fucker's mom was found raped, dead and raped again, I mean, it's a start, innit?

Your life an inspiration to all those geeks and nerds
Just basic education and rumours from the West
You know nothing about the world or how humans behave
You think all girls have big boobs and that all man are straight
Let me say why I hate you, why you are fucking gay
But, first, before I pawn you, let's go for a refrain

(Chorus)

You're projecting your weaknesses as troubles and big monsters
And hide your social awkwardness in "lonesome wolfie" doses
Your stars are always powerful and made to do much damage
Well, that's because you are so weak, they'd throw you in the garbage
Your fucking childish dreams in every line of script
Your awful insecurities flooding our own screen
Every work of you - an autobiography of you, no other work you know to do, you fucking socially inept autistic fuck, how cool I am; a villain, not?
You portray everything as cool, reality just zero
How about you fuck yourself, go on, become an hero

(Chorus)

The world is sending messages with quakes, nukes and waves
Prepare for annihilation, this time, the ends of days

Fucking neckbeards watching all that crap, go lose some weight and get a social life, stop buying waifu dolls, buy some drugs
Stop that god-awful fanfiction, start writing a real story for a change, you sick fuck
Damn you, Japanese people

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Jorma Nean

I fucking love Norma Jean, best hardcore band out there
Or metalcore, whatever, I just can't find the term
I love The Lonely Island, this band is so no homo
Andy is the only Jew I respect, I even like their promo

(Chorus:)
It'd be so fucking badass, if Jorma could sing hardcore
Then a new band would be forged, a metalcore that's laughcore
Norma Jean (x2)
I love how they're not gay
Lonely Island (x2)
I love how they are straight

I listen to real music, made for real men
I blast my fucking Norma Jean at 7am
I hate those goddamned awful bands that try to be funny
The Lonely Island's the only one who'd BAAAM! a faggot phony

(Chorus)

Jorma Nean (x20)

Isla Fisher Cannot Even Grasp The Fundamental Principles of Philosophy, Let Alone Theology

You kiss a Jew in Hot Rod, you fuck one in real life
Whore! (x7)
When I saw Wedding Crashers I wanted to eat you out
Now I know you are Jew and what you're all about
You hate dick-foreskin so much that you work in a clinic
You chop it off with your bare teeth and then drink a Martini
You are so fucking racist you're only dating Jews
You have the flag of Israel drawn on your awful pubes

(Chorus:)
Isla Fisher eats Jewish cock (x2)
She hates foreskins and Bibles
Isla Fisher eats Jewish cock (x2)
She spits on the Koran
Isla Fisher eats Jewish cock (x2)
She shoots poor Palestinians at Gaza every day

No more chances with awesome guys like me, myself or I
Fuck off, you Jewish fucking whore, go throw up and die
Your wet dream is a synagogue that's full of horny Jews
You want to study Judaism, a pathetic excuse
The only 3-year study was on Sacha's dick
And he is just nothing, only a Jewish prick

(Chorus)

This world is full of Jews, to Isla that is Heaven
She's just a nympho, as seen on film, that only wants to bed them
Her husband is a Jew that looks much just like Borat
He's also a gay, a wiggerfag and likes reading the Torah

How can you be so fucking cheap, your dirty whore, you slut?
Come suck some goyim cock for change and shut your fucking trap


(Chorus)
Isla Fisher eats Jewish cock (x4)

New Age Is A Syncretic Heresy For Faggots And Dumb Sluts

You didn't like Christianity because you lust for cocks
You're under the illusion that women may have rights
So you rejected Islam, not once, but even twice
You thought that cum looks nicer on foreskins when uncut
You say no to Judaism, you fucking dirty slut
Atheism, so down-to-earth, so out and so nerdy
You came up with your own bitch-cult just to seem more edgy

(Chorus:)
Reiki, crystals, astrology, reincarnation
All you fucking whores and fags have no motivation
New Age is Cosmo's cult and that's totally gay
You are the reason that I lol so loudly every day

Fucking middle-class bitch in need of one more cock
You waste your beta husband's cash on yoga and what not
Fucked by the yoga tutor and all the New Age gym
You care only for semen, to drink every last bit

You're visiting African shamans to ask for information
You only want a big, black cock to cause you a deformation

(Chorus)

As if a new religion is going to make things right
Now, whore, shut your fucking trap
At least the rest here try
The problem really isn't that there are many gods
The problem really isn't religions are corrupt
The problem is inside your skin, you want 20 orgasms
Go fuck yourself with a horse and have a million spasms

I crushed a New Age crystal shop and shot the fucking owner
I raped an astrologist with my hardest boner
I have decided to go on till none of you exist
Not with a virginal hymen, my ladies, I insist

(Chorus)

My chainsaw opens the path towards a newer world
A world without idiots, where nothing can go wrong

(Chorus) (x3)

Chuck Lorre Broke Up With Charlie Sheen, Because He Snorted All The Coke

The Big Bang Theory seemed good at start, I said "Let's stay and watch this."
But shortly before season two, "I can't believe we bought this."
It's just four fucking geeks, it's Chuck Lorre's real life
He hangs out with Indians who fucked his mom and wife
He's a fucking Jew, I hate him, why did he miss the gases?
The only thing he didn't miss were all those nerdy classes

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An autobiography of your loser life?
Your sitcoms are so fucking bad, prepare to feel my knife
I got a jester in your ass, you still don't know what's funny
Your asshole is so fucking wide, "Prepare to enter, Charlie!"

You got a poor little, fat kid to make fun of his weight
You taught him humour's funny when you are fucking 8
You tell the world just when to laugh, your fucking laugh-track sucks
You'll stay alone forever now, we hate your damned guts
'Bazinga' isn't funny, fag, it's just an awful phrase
Go to a concentration camp and spend there all your days

(Chorus)

You sucked Ricky Gervais' cock
Chuck Lorre sucks!
Got fucked by Stephen Merchant
Chuck Lorre sucks!
Matt Berry came inside of you
Chuck Lorre sucks!
And David blue himself, not you
You unfunny cunt!

I Named My Son Kemal (And There's Nothing You Can Do About It)

Don't care if it's legend or an actual fact, I'd just do anything to annoy a Turkish fag
I went to this dump country Turkey and stole a harem chick
I rammed her pussy so hard, she felt my bleeding dick
Nine months later we have this kickass son
She asked me "How to name him?"
I answered her "Kemal!"

(Chorus:)
I named my son Kemal and that's how Erdogan calls him
If there are problems naming, you better run to a forest
That's what all your wives we fuck shout during orgasm
And that's the murder of your ass, he bleeds your asshole's chasm

The Balkans have no towers, afraid that you might blow them
You have explosive men inside your mosques
When are you gonna show them?
You fucking Muslim towelheads, stop giving women rights
This Europeanization can do you no things nice

(Chorus)

Your country is even worse than the US or Greece
You niggers of the sand, stop writing more series
I take your soap operas and shove it up your ass
I draw Muhammad in children's school, I teach them to be cash

(Chorus) (x3)

My 99th Problem Is This Awful Country

When Greeks were having gay butt-sex, the rest world was still straight
The Greeks created democracy and said gays are okay
They are so gay they drilled new holes inside their skin for dick
Socrates couldn't handle it, he knew he had to drink

(Chorus:)
Greece sucks (x2)
Raging homosexuals
High taxes and huge debts
You can't overthrow your government
You suck black cocks, I bet
Greece sucks (x2)

This country is ruled by idiots, the voters are all faggots
They're copies of the Western world, they even have McDonald's
Fuck all that is Greek to me, I choose not to be gay
This nation is a failure, I go my own way

(Chorus)

Your Golden Dawn and LAOS fascists make it look so ugly
No doubt you're full of nationalists who only play tavli
Your left-wing parties, all so full of AIDS
Aleka sucks furry Russian cock, I wish her slow death
But before annihilation, get me Annoula in bed
Fucking Diamantopoulou up the ass (x2)

(Chorus)

Your only hope are immigrants and other eastern cultures
You have no future, you fucking jerks, you're being eaten by vultures

I Am My Own Grandpa

Fuck all the adapted songs, the logic blows my mind
I just wanna be practical and radical in time
All I need's a time machine and a fucking boner
I take a bath and wash my dick, get hard by watching porn
Enter the fucking time machine with just a microphone

(Chorus:)
I went back in time
And fucked my young grandma
Thus, now
I am my own grandpa (x3)

My grandma back in the 50s, such a piece of ass
I saw her wearing old-fashioned clothes while taking the bus
I stalked her until all alone, I get naked and rush
My body is now ready, it's time for some action
I looked inside her gloomy eyes and asked her
"Who's your grandson?"

(Chorus)

I fucking liked it when I came inside her
My own spermatozoon containing my own parent
This paradox is so unique, for I will never fail
Beyond all logic, time and shit, science cannot explain
I fucking am my own grandad, let's go for a refrain

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