I Am My Own Grandpa

Fuck all the adapted songs, the logic blows my mind
I just wanna be practical and radical in time
All I need's a time machine and a fucking boner
I take a bath and wash my dick, get hard by watching porn
Enter the fucking time machine with just a microphone

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I went back in time
And fucked my young grandma
Thus, now
I am my own grandpa (x3)

My grandma back in the 50s, such a piece of ass
I saw her wearing old-fashioned clothes while taking the bus
I stalked her until all alone, I get naked and rush
My body is now ready, it's time for some action
I looked inside her gloomy eyes and asked her
"Who's your grandson?"

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I fucking liked it when I came inside her
My own spermatozoon containing my own parent
This paradox is so unique, for I will never fail
Beyond all logic, time and shit, science cannot explain
I fucking am my own grandad, let's go for a refrain

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