Chuck Lorre Broke Up With Charlie Sheen, Because He Snorted All The Coke

The Big Bang Theory seemed good at start, I said "Let's stay and watch this."
But shortly before season two, "I can't believe we bought this."
It's just four fucking geeks, it's Chuck Lorre's real life
He hangs out with Indians who fucked his mom and wife
He's a fucking Jew, I hate him, why did he miss the gases?
The only thing he didn't miss were all those nerdy classes

(Chorus:)
An autobiography of your loser life?
Your sitcoms are so fucking bad, prepare to feel my knife
I got a jester in your ass, you still don't know what's funny
Your asshole is so fucking wide, "Prepare to enter, Charlie!"

You got a poor little, fat kid to make fun of his weight
You taught him humour's funny when you are fucking 8
You tell the world just when to laugh, your fucking laugh-track sucks
You'll stay alone forever now, we hate your damned guts
'Bazinga' isn't funny, fag, it's just an awful phrase
Go to a concentration camp and spend there all your days

(Chorus)

You sucked Ricky Gervais' cock
Chuck Lorre sucks!
Got fucked by Stephen Merchant
Chuck Lorre sucks!
Matt Berry came inside of you
Chuck Lorre sucks!
And David blue himself, not you
You unfunny cunt!