My 99th Problem Is This Awful Country

When Greeks were having gay butt-sex, the rest world was still straight
The Greeks created democracy and said gays are okay
They are so gay they drilled new holes inside their skin for dick
Socrates couldn't handle it, he knew he had to drink

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Greece sucks (x2)
Raging homosexuals
High taxes and huge debts
You can't overthrow your government
You suck black cocks, I bet
Greece sucks (x2)

This country is ruled by idiots, the voters are all faggots
They're copies of the Western world, they even have McDonald's
Fuck all that is Greek to me, I choose not to be gay
This nation is a failure, I go my own way

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Your Golden Dawn and LAOS fascists make it look so ugly
No doubt you're full of nationalists who only play tavli
Your left-wing parties, all so full of AIDS
Aleka sucks furry Russian cock, I wish her slow death
But before annihilation, get me Annoula in bed
Fucking Diamantopoulou up the ass (x2)

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Your only hope are immigrants and other eastern cultures
You have no future, you fucking jerks, you're being eaten by vultures