Chuck Lorre Broke Up With Charlie Sheen, Because He Snorted All The Coke

The Big Bang Theory seemed good at start, I said "Let's stay and watch this."
But shortly before season two, "I can't believe we bought this."
It's just four fucking geeks, it's Chuck Lorre's real life
He hangs out with Indians who fucked his mom and wife
He's a fucking Jew, I hate him, why did he miss the gases?
The only thing he didn't miss were all those nerdy classes

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An autobiography of your loser life?
Your sitcoms are so fucking bad, prepare to feel my knife
I got a jester in your ass, you still don't know what's funny
Your asshole is so fucking wide, "Prepare to enter, Charlie!"

You got a poor little, fat kid to make fun of his weight
You taught him humour's funny when you are fucking 8
You tell the world just when to laugh, your fucking laugh-track sucks
You'll stay alone forever now, we hate your damned guts
'Bazinga' isn't funny, fag, it's just an awful phrase
Go to a concentration camp and spend there all your days

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You sucked Ricky Gervais' cock
Chuck Lorre sucks!
Got fucked by Stephen Merchant
Chuck Lorre sucks!
Matt Berry came inside of you
Chuck Lorre sucks!
And David blue himself, not you
You unfunny cunt!

I Named My Son Kemal (And There's Nothing You Can Do About It)

Don't care if it's legend or an actual fact, I'd just do anything to annoy a Turkish fag
I went to this dump country Turkey and stole a harem chick
I rammed her pussy so hard, she felt my bleeding dick
Nine months later we have this kickass son
She asked me "How to name him?"
I answered her "Kemal!"

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I named my son Kemal and that's how Erdogan calls him
If there are problems naming, you better run to a forest
That's what all your wives we fuck shout during orgasm
And that's the murder of your ass, he bleeds your asshole's chasm

The Balkans have no towers, afraid that you might blow them
You have explosive men inside your mosques
When are you gonna show them?
You fucking Muslim towelheads, stop giving women rights
This Europeanization can do you no things nice

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Your country is even worse than the US or Greece
You niggers of the sand, stop writing more series
I take your soap operas and shove it up your ass
I draw Muhammad in children's school, I teach them to be cash

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My 99th Problem Is This Awful Country

When Greeks were having gay butt-sex, the rest world was still straight
The Greeks created democracy and said gays are okay
They are so gay they drilled new holes inside their skin for dick
Socrates couldn't handle it, he knew he had to drink

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Greece sucks (x2)
Raging homosexuals
High taxes and huge debts
You can't overthrow your government
You suck black cocks, I bet
Greece sucks (x2)

This country is ruled by idiots, the voters are all faggots
They're copies of the Western world, they even have McDonald's
Fuck all that is Greek to me, I choose not to be gay
This nation is a failure, I go my own way

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Your Golden Dawn and LAOS fascists make it look so ugly
No doubt you're full of nationalists who only play tavli
Your left-wing parties, all so full of AIDS
Aleka sucks furry Russian cock, I wish her slow death
But before annihilation, get me Annoula in bed
Fucking Diamantopoulou up the ass (x2)

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Your only hope are immigrants and other eastern cultures
You have no future, you fucking jerks, you're being eaten by vultures

I Am My Own Grandpa

Fuck all the adapted songs, the logic blows my mind
I just wanna be practical and radical in time
All I need's a time machine and a fucking boner
I take a bath and wash my dick, get hard by watching porn
Enter the fucking time machine with just a microphone

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I went back in time
And fucked my young grandma
Thus, now
I am my own grandpa (x3)

My grandma back in the 50s, such a piece of ass
I saw her wearing old-fashioned clothes while taking the bus
I stalked her until all alone, I get naked and rush
My body is now ready, it's time for some action
I looked inside her gloomy eyes and asked her
"Who's your grandson?"

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I fucking liked it when I came inside her
My own spermatozoon containing my own parent
This paradox is so unique, for I will never fail
Beyond all logic, time and shit, science cannot explain
I fucking am my own grandad, let's go for a refrain

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